Most Hilarious Conversations with Ziqri, so far.. (3)

Funny conversatiton with 22 months old toddler Most Hilarious Conversations with Ziqri, so far.. (3)
Most Hilarious Conversations with Ziqri, so far.. (3)



Actually Ziqri has been speaking like an adult for last couple of months. As 22 months old, he still can't pronounced some words perfectly but in general he could speak Indonesian languange fluently and barely made any mistakes.
Sometimes, he shy and didn't speak at all in front of new people. But if he trusted them enough, It's very much entertaining for other to listen our daily conversation.  Even my Family from Palembang who came to visit us, asked me, what was my "ngidam", while I was pregnant because they very admired his speaking ability.
He always said "Asalamualaikum" or he shorten it as "Kom" when he was entering a house or being in a new place. He also said "Bismillahirahmanirohim", "permisi" and "Alhamdulillah" in a right situation. He known most of the car type or name, from avanza, jeep, fire fighter truck to tractor and excavator and etc.
He already could told some short story, if we asked about what he saw or what he has been doing.
He enjoyed playing by himself and pretended play as a cook or a car's driver.
He loved lightining Mc Queen from Disney's Cars movie and like to saw they pictures.
He often to put prefix corectly at the end of his sentences, for example :
"Ibu, ambilkan itu, dong!"
"Ziqri juga mau lah"
For me, some what he said was very toughful even not funny, here was the conversation examples that I remembered :

1.Situasi di pasar pagi, Ziqri di gendong opa sedang menawar ikan untuk makanan kucing
penjual : "Pak, mau berapa kilo? 6 kg?"
opa : "kebanyakan, 5 kg aja"
malamnya, Opa dan Ziqri sedang duduk di bawah pohon mangga.
Opa : "Ziqri, banyak nih, calon mangganya, Ziqri mau?"
Ziqri : "Jual Opa, 6 kg"
wkkkwkwkwkk...

2. situasi Ibu lagi ngomel karena Ziqri membanting mainan.
ibu : "Ziqri, jangan di banting, nanti kalau rusak, ibu gak mau belikan mainan lagi nanti."
Ziqri : "Atuk muda belikan"
(Atuk muda panggilan Ziqri utk Marlisi, saudara yang memang rajin membelikannya mainan)

3. Ayah dan Ibu lagi sounding tentang punya adik, jawabannya selalu geleng dan bilang "gak mau" sampai suatu malam, sebelum tidur
ayah : " Ziqri, mau punya adik  kan?"
ibu : "Asyik ntar ada teman main"
ziqri : "Gak mau, gak usah punya adik! Ayah dan Ibu sama Ziqri aja!"
(Ayah dan Ibu cuma bisa terdiam)

4. Suatu siang di bulan Ramadhan.
Ziqri : "Bu, ibu puasa kan, ibunya?"
Ibu : "Iya"
Ziqri : "Gak boleh makan, gak boleh minum Ibunya"
Ibu : " Iya"
(Alhamdulillah dia dah ingat penjelasan puasa sehari sebelumnya)

5. Masih di bulan puasa, Ziqri pertama kali sekamar dengan tante saudara dan melihat tante 1 sedang sholat , 1 lagi tiduran
Ziqri : "Sholat, tantenya. Ibu tak shalat?"
ibu : " Sudah, tapi Ziqri gak lihat"
Ziqri : "Tante Y, gak sholat?"
Ibu : "Tante Y lagi halangan, jadi libur shalatnya, tapi kalau laki-laki ga ada libur sholat terus ya"
Ziqri : "Iya, sholat di mesjid"
(Alhamdulillah...)

6. Lagi di rumah Opa dan oma
Ziqri : "Mana opa?"
ibu : "Opa kerja, cari duit, untuk apa duitnya? "
Ziqri "Untuk cicik Ani"
(wkwkwkwk.. tahu ajeee.. Biasanya kalau ayahnya yang kerja, jawaban Ziqri untuk beli jajan atau mainan)


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